Metal Reviews

No longer going to London with not-really-girl-of-my-interests-but-never-say-never-you-know tomorrow. Damned volcano.

And to noodles: as a good friend of mine has told me ad nauseum these past few months- be cool.

Use this as a backing track: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NTozy51AY0

ahahahahhahahaha. That's AWESOME.

So I didn't see her today and according to one dude who liked her she kissed him on the lips but is crazier than normal. I think I can handle crazy 'cause I have the patience of a saint but idk. I'm really drunk and frustrated by my ability to make women of age 30+ say they would totally date me if they were 10 years younger and not taken. It's a strange and not very satisfying compliment. I hate feeling sad when I should be happy.

I get the same thing. I feel yo' pain, bro.

God damn, man. Get a grip.
What is this TeenDream16 shit? No wonder you're batting .000. And a name like noodles isn't helping, son.

Srry I was grumpy from only having a bowl of cereal, two pieces of toast, 6 beers, a shot of whiskey, half a bowl of KD, and a rum and coke as sustenance all day.

I think I just vomited hearing that description.

at what age were you castrated noodles?

serious question

Why do girls have to be dumb as bricks? I had a really good time with my friend's new roommate last night but then she decides to tell me she has a boyfriend after we've been kissing for five minutes. We had sex anyways but I was really really liking her until she said that and now I feel a tiny bit guilty.

@Husker, I think sometime in March.

What a slut.. Cheating is just evil

I think she's either pure evil or relationship isn't going well. I lean towards the latter because she was otherwise cool, I don't like thinking people are that mean, she's from the mainland so I assume her boyfriend is there, and my friend was pretty sure she was single. This sucks.

A friend of mine was in that same situation, but now the girl comes to him when their relationship isn't going well.
You don't want to be that guy, Noodles.

I feel like a dork dominating this thread but anyways...

Apparently she talked about me a ton on Monday. I got my wisdom teeth out today and she phoned me a couple hours afterwards and said she could come take care of me. We hugged on the couch and watched Amelie then when my mouth was less numb and bleeding played scrabble for a while. We were playing footsie and rubbing each other's thighs and stuff which made me feel not too happy about things so eventually I said I was tired and gonna nap, kinda hoping she'd leave. But she followed me to bed and we cuddled for another hour or so. When she left she kissed me on the lips a bit which felt like not a very good thing to do. I'd be pretty happy if we were just cuddle bitches because anything more is feeling pretty do not want but idk I have no willpower

"Cuddle"?

jesus christ

A girl at school was telling me that there's a hormone that releases ENDORPHINS from physical contact with other people. Girls have lots of it. Guys do not. Dudes only reach a girls resting amount right after sex. I think I have more than normal because I like hugging and stuff more than sex in a lot of situations.

Spoken like a true virgin.

I don't think anyone expected otherwise.