Godsmack - The Oracle (#6260)

North From Here · **Posted:** Thu May 13, 2010 7:45 am

Orion wrote:

Satan's Anus wrote:

Not sure why everyone hates on this band. They do what they do, and they do it well. No need to complicate things because it's simple, or it's the same style, or whatever.

They definitely do what they do, hence every song sounding the same. Not so sure about doing it well though. I guess it all depends on what you are looking for. I feel like they could probably release an album every 6 months though.

BTW, is there any band that you don't like?

Oh yes, I think the entire genre of black metal for starters :dio:

The Evil Dead · **Posted:** Thu May 13, 2010 3:26 pm

DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN DUN DUN GET BACK

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

Silentfartass wrote:

I remember writing more complex songs at the young age of eleven :lol:

Remember that when you're a pot-bellied loser of 35 working at Bobbie's Beef-o-Rama. Keep it real!

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

Orion wrote:

Satan's Anus wrote:

Not sure why everyone hates on this band. They do what they do, and they do it well. No need to complicate things because it's simple, or it's the same style, or whatever.

They definitely do what they do, hence every song sounding the same. Not so sure about doing it well though. I guess it all depends on what you are looking for. I feel like they could probably release an album every 6 months though.

BTW, is there any band that you don't like?

Tons of bands. I simply don't feel it necessary to talk about that. Why the fuck anyone likes talking about shit they don't like is beyond me. Do you love sexy, fit blondes but prefer to fuck fat, ugly chicks? Makes no sense, right?

So I don't discuss shit I don't like, which of course makes people think I like everything. Not true, though.

As for Godsmack, they're a good band for what they do. Their music isn't groundbreaking or original, and it's quite often too similar from song to song, but I'm not sure why that's such a bad thing. It's not like the same can't be said about countless power metal and punk and black metal and death and thrash bands, TONS of which you guys praise on a regular basis.

If your preference is music other than what Godsmack plays, then don't listen to it. Simple. You'll never hear me call them great, but they're good at playing mindless, fun, modern rock. And sometimes, that's okay with me. I can dig it.

I will say one thing negative:

These pricks put out a special edition with a DVD and two bonus tracks, which I bought. Of course, the fucking bonus tracks are on the DVD! Does it say that on the packaging? Fuck no! I don't know what asshole came up with this concept but it's fucking retarded. You can't have a bonus DVD and bonus tracks when they're on the fucking bonus DVD. That's just a bonus DVD! Does it also have bonus live footage and bonus backstage antics? Ooh, and a bonus menu! Gay. And why the fuck should I have to open my DVD program or pop it into my regular DVD player to listen to that shit?

Fucking nonsense! Especially when the album only has 10 tracks, and one is an instrumental. Can't put the two "bonus" tracks on the fucking CD? Pffft!

As you were...

Orion · **Posted:** Sat May 15, 2010 6:50 pm

Satan's Anus wrote:

Orion wrote:

Satan's Anus wrote:

Not sure why everyone hates on this band. They do what they do, and they do it well. No need to complicate things because it's simple, or it's the same style, or whatever.

They definitely do what they do, hence every song sounding the same. Not so sure about doing it well though. I guess it all depends on what you are looking for. I feel like they could probably release an album every 6 months though.

BTW, is there any band that you don't like?

Tons of bands. I simply don't feel it necessary to talk about that. Why the fuck anyone likes talking about shit they don't like is beyond me. Do you love sexy, fit blondes but prefer to fuck fat, ugly chicks? Makes no sense, right?

So I don't discuss shit I don't like, which of course makes people think I like everything. Not true, though.

As for Godsmack, they're a good band for what they do. Their music isn't groundbreaking or original, and it's quite often too similar from song to song, but I'm not sure why that's such a bad thing. It's not like the same can't be said about countless power metal and punk and black metal and death and thrash bands, TONS of which you guys praise on a regular basis.

If your preference is music other than what Godsmack plays, then don't listen to it. Simple. You'll never hear me call them great, but they're good at playing mindless, fun, modern rock. And sometimes, that's okay with me. I can dig it.

I will say one thing negative:

These pricks put out a special edition with a DVD and two bonus tracks, which I bought. Of course, the fucking bonus tracks are on the DVD! Does it say that on the packaging? Fuck no! I don't know what asshole came up with this concept but it's fucking retarded. You can't have a bonus DVD and bonus tracks when they're on the fucking bonus DVD. That's just a bonus DVD! Does it also have bonus live footage and bonus backstage antics? Ooh, and a bonus menu! Gay. And why the fuck should I have to open my DVD program or pop it into my regular DVD player to listen to that shit?

Fucking nonsense! Especially when the album only has 10 tracks, and one is an instrumental. Can't put the two "bonus" tracks on the fucking CD? Pffft!

As you were...

You bought a Godsmack album and you're worried about which disc the bonus track are on? You spent money on Godsmack!!!

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

Orion wrote:

Satan's Anus wrote:

Orion wrote:

Satan's Anus wrote:

Not sure why everyone hates on this band. They do what they do, and they do it well. No need to complicate things because it's simple, or it's the same style, or whatever.

They definitely do what they do, hence every song sounding the same. Not so sure about doing it well though. I guess it all depends on what you are looking for. I feel like they could probably release an album every 6 months though.

BTW, is there any band that you don't like?

Tons of bands. I simply don't feel it necessary to talk about that. Why the fuck anyone likes talking about shit they don't like is beyond me. Do you love sexy, fit blondes but prefer to fuck fat, ugly chicks? Makes no sense, right?

So I don't discuss shit I don't like, which of course makes people think I like everything. Not true, though.

As for Godsmack, they're a good band for what they do. Their music isn't groundbreaking or original, and it's quite often too similar from song to song, but I'm not sure why that's such a bad thing. It's not like the same can't be said about countless power metal and punk and black metal and death and thrash bands, TONS of which you guys praise on a regular basis.

If your preference is music other than what Godsmack plays, then don't listen to it. Simple. You'll never hear me call them great, but they're good at playing mindless, fun, modern rock. And sometimes, that's okay with me. I can dig it.

I will say one thing negative:

These pricks put out a special edition with a DVD and two bonus tracks, which I bought. Of course, the fucking bonus tracks are on the DVD! Does it say that on the packaging? Fuck no! I don't know what asshole came up with this concept but it's fucking retarded. You can't have a bonus DVD and bonus tracks when they're on the fucking bonus DVD. That's just a bonus DVD! Does it also have bonus live footage and bonus backstage antics? Ooh, and a bonus menu! Gay. And why the fuck should I have to open my DVD program or pop it into my regular DVD player to listen to that shit?

Fucking nonsense! Especially when the album only has 10 tracks, and one is an instrumental. Can't put the two "bonus" tracks on the fucking CD? Pffft!

As you were...

You bought a Godsmack album and you're worried about which disc the bonus track are on? You spent money on Godsmack!!!

Only to irritate you twerps.

Orion · **Posted:** Sat May 15, 2010 8:12 pm

Satan's Anus wrote:

Orion wrote:

Satan's Anus wrote:

Orion wrote:

Satan's Anus wrote:

Not sure why everyone hates on this band. They do what they do, and they do it well. No need to complicate things because it's simple, or it's the same style, or whatever.

They definitely do what they do, hence every song sounding the same. Not so sure about doing it well though. I guess it all depends on what you are looking for. I feel like they could probably release an album every 6 months though.

BTW, is there any band that you don't like?

Tons of bands. I simply don't feel it necessary to talk about that. Why the fuck anyone likes talking about shit they don't like is beyond me. Do you love sexy, fit blondes but prefer to fuck fat, ugly chicks? Makes no sense, right?

So I don't discuss shit I don't like, which of course makes people think I like everything. Not true, though.

As for Godsmack, they're a good band for what they do. Their music isn't groundbreaking or original, and it's quite often too similar from song to song, but I'm not sure why that's such a bad thing. It's not like the same can't be said about countless power metal and punk and black metal and death and thrash bands, TONS of which you guys praise on a regular basis.

If your preference is music other than what Godsmack plays, then don't listen to it. Simple. You'll never hear me call them great, but they're good at playing mindless, fun, modern rock. And sometimes, that's okay with me. I can dig it.

I will say one thing negative:

These pricks put out a special edition with a DVD and two bonus tracks, which I bought. Of course, the fucking bonus tracks are on the DVD! Does it say that on the packaging? Fuck no! I don't know what asshole came up with this concept but it's fucking retarded. You can't have a bonus DVD and bonus tracks when they're on the fucking bonus DVD. That's just a bonus DVD! Does it also have bonus live footage and bonus backstage antics? Ooh, and a bonus menu! Gay. And why the fuck should I have to open my DVD program or pop it into my regular DVD player to listen to that shit?

Fucking nonsense! Especially when the album only has 10 tracks, and one is an instrumental. Can't put the two "bonus" tracks on the fucking CD? Pffft!

As you were...

You bought a Godsmack album and you're worried about which disc the bonus track are on? You spent money on Godsmack!!!

Only to irritate you twerps.

Well, you're the one spending money to try and annoy people on the internets.

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

Orion wrote:

Satan's Anus wrote:

Orion wrote:

Satan's Anus wrote:

Orion wrote:

Satan's Anus wrote:

Not sure why everyone hates on this band. They do what they do, and they do it well. No need to complicate things because it's simple, or it's the same style, or whatever.

They definitely do what they do, hence every song sounding the same. Not so sure about doing it well though. I guess it all depends on what you are looking for. I feel like they could probably release an album every 6 months though.

BTW, is there any band that you don't like?

Tons of bands. I simply don't feel it necessary to talk about that. Why the fuck anyone likes talking about shit they don't like is beyond me. Do you love sexy, fit blondes but prefer to fuck fat, ugly chicks? Makes no sense, right?

So I don't discuss shit I don't like, which of course makes people think I like everything. Not true, though.

As for Godsmack, they're a good band for what they do. Their music isn't groundbreaking or original, and it's quite often too similar from song to song, but I'm not sure why that's such a bad thing. It's not like the same can't be said about countless power metal and punk and black metal and death and thrash bands, TONS of which you guys praise on a regular basis.

If your preference is music other than what Godsmack plays, then don't listen to it. Simple. You'll never hear me call them great, but they're good at playing mindless, fun, modern rock. And sometimes, that's okay with me. I can dig it.

I will say one thing negative:

These pricks put out a special edition with a DVD and two bonus tracks, which I bought. Of course, the fucking bonus tracks are on the DVD! Does it say that on the packaging? Fuck no! I don't know what asshole came up with this concept but it's fucking retarded. You can't have a bonus DVD and bonus tracks when they're on the fucking bonus DVD. That's just a bonus DVD! Does it also have bonus live footage and bonus backstage antics? Ooh, and a bonus menu! Gay. And why the fuck should I have to open my DVD program or pop it into my regular DVD player to listen to that shit?

Fucking nonsense! Especially when the album only has 10 tracks, and one is an instrumental. Can't put the two "bonus" tracks on the fucking CD? Pffft!

As you were...

You bought a Godsmack album and you're worried about which disc the bonus track are on? You spent money on Godsmack!!!

Only to irritate you twerps.

Well, you're the one spending money to try and annoy people on the internets.

I also listen to it while masturbating to my Shrine o' Erna.

The Evil Dead · **Posted:** Sat May 15, 2010 10:00 pm

Satan's Anus wrote:

Silentfartass wrote:

I remember writing more complex songs at the young age of eleven :lol:

Remember that when you're a pot-bellied loser of 35 working at Bobbie's Beef-o-Rama. Keep it real!

Come on now, at least he'll be running the place.

Silentfartass · **Posted:** Sat May 15, 2010 10:06 pm

Satan's Anus wrote:

Silentfartass wrote:

I remember writing more complex songs at the young age of eleven :lol:

Remember that when you're a pot-bellied loser of 35 working at Bobbie's Beef-o-Rama. Keep it real!

Whoa, I had no intention of offensing you Ken. Oh and never heard of Bobbie's Beef-o-Rama.

MetalStorm · **Posted:** Sat May 15, 2010 10:33 pm

Oh go cry in your post toasties Ken you don't play the wounded animal very well :rolleyes:

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

MetalStorm wrote:

Oh go cry in your post toasties Ken you don't play the wounded animal very well :rolleyes:

Can't even joke without you guys getting all trollish, huh? :sad:

MetalStorm · **Posted:** Sun May 16, 2010 9:49 pm

Satan's Anus wrote:

MetalStorm wrote:

Oh go cry in your post toasties Ken you don't play the wounded animal very well :rolleyes:

Can't even joke without you guys getting all trollish, huh? :sad:

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