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GeneralDiomedes
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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
The last part of this song is really cool, besides that it's just OK.


Well, the last part was really cool, because that meant it was finally over.
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stevelovesmoonspell wrote:
Shaggy looks like a villain from Power rangers, and the guitarist looks like a skinnier Uncle Fester.


Hahahahaha a villain from Power Rangers :lol:
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lol this band
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lmao

Shagrath looks like a cross between a Mongolian horse-tender and Liberace, with tassels on his coat and tentacles (!) on his hat/helmet

I half expected Lady Gaga to appear

Who the hell is that chick? Is she like a metal version of Pink?

The whole video is hilarious, and I wonder if they're doing this purposefully, for the lulz

This is like an expensive Immortal video, I am debating downloading it and recutting it, setting it to some other song...
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Just when you thought they couldn't get any more lame.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The cheesy keyboard section is really, really bad.

Loved Galdar mugging for the camera (skinny uncle fester LOL) and gesticulating woman singer.

Oh and I like how Shargrath is trying to be Nergal and totally failing.
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GeneralDiomedes wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
The last part of this song is really cool, besides that it's just OK.


Well, the last part was really cool, because that meant it was finally over.



:lol: (but true)
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The Evil Dead
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Very disappointed with this. As the leader of the Dimmu Borgir defense force I can't defend this weaksauce song. Hoping the album is better.
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Milan
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emperorblackdoom wrote:
Oh and I like how Shargrath is trying to be Nergal and totally failing.


That's what I had to think of during the entire video. It's just a Behemoth clip gone bad.
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Dimmu Borgir are the anti-Immortal.
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North From Here
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Milan wrote:
emperorblackdoom wrote:
Oh and I like how Shargrath is trying to be Nergal and totally failing.


That's what I had to think of during the entire video. It's just a Behemoth clip gone bad.


Absolutely. They looked at Behemoth videos and decided: 'Hey, lets take something that is actually kinda cool and make it fruity and terrible.'

And yes, Rhys, you encapsulate Dimmu's essence very well with that statement.
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Legacy Of The Night
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Rhys wrote:
Dimmu Borgir are the anti-Immortal.


Oh God, your avatar makes me lol
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North From Here
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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
Rhys wrote:
Dimmu Borgir are the anti-Immortal.


Oh God, your avatar makes me lol


I truthfully can't stop laughing.
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Metastable To Chaos
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I would be extremely pleased if someone made a GIF from 1:38-1:40 of the video.


Last edited by Metastable To Chaos on Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:18 am, edited 1 time in total.

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emperorblackdoom wrote:
Milan wrote:
emperorblackdoom wrote:
Oh and I like how Shargrath is trying to be Nergal and totally failing.


That's what I had to think of during the entire video. It's just a Behemoth clip gone bad.


Absolutely. They looked at Behemoth videos and decided: 'Hey, lets take something that is actually kinda cool and make it fruity and terrible.'

And yes, Rhys, you encapsulate Dimmu's essence very well with that statement.


Ahaahahahaha Rhy's picture, he looks like he's forcing himself to enjoy playing that horrible song.
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Karmakosmonaut
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This must be the first gothic metal song I find bearable.
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just a fusty walrus of a band at this point
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stevelovesmoonspell
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I don't think they're even deserving of that title.
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Legacy Of The Night
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Fusty walrus?
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Metastable To Chaos
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No thoughts on the possibility of the end vocals being Vortex's? It would make all this even funnier if it were true.
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