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dead1
 Post subject: Which bands would you hurtle off a cliff.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:38 am 
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So imagine you're a transtemporal, transdimensional daemonic entity whose boss happens to be his Infernal Majesty, Satan himself.

You like heavy metal.

Your job is to take buses full of sinners and send them hurtling off cliffs so they may take their place in hell.

You've figured out you can combine pleasure and work by loading up the bus full of bands you think have failed miserably, a sin by anyone's definition.

Your bus has a seating capacity of 44. What bands would you fill it up with?

EDIT Bands like Limp Bizkit don't count as you would merely rip them to pieces with your claws.


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dead1
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:49 am 
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For me:

1. The Haunted (2005) - 5 seats
2. In Flames (1999) - 5 seats
3. Soilwork (2002) - 6 seats
4. Morbid Angel (2003) - 4 seats
5. Anthrax (1994) - 5 seats
6. Mastodon (2006) - 4 seats
7. Children of Bodom (2002) - 5 seats
8. Machine Head (1998) - 4 seats
9. Cradle of Filth (2003) - 6 members
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stevelovesmoonspell
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Manowar
Rhapsody of Fire
Seven Witches
White Wizard
Sunn O
Gallhammer
Megadeth

Way too many to choose from, I suggest upping the seating capacity.
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dead1
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Might need a double decker.
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The Annoying Frenchman
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Can't we throw a train full of NSBMers and wanna-be-Übermensch off the cliif?
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North From Here
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The Annoying Frenchman wrote:
Can't we throw a train full of NSBMers and wanna-be-Übermensch off the cliif?


Sure, when Bob Marley goes over the cliff too.
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Karmakosmonaut
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The Annoying Frenchman wrote:
Can't we throw a train full of NSBMers and wanna-be-Übermensch off the cliif?

Why? Because we mopped the floor with you in the last three wars?
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What's wrong with NSBM?

I'll fill it with bands that I used to adore and now have disappointed me:

Evergrey
Morbid Angel
In Flames
Dark Tranquillity
Kamelot
Rhapsody
Nocturnal Rites
Hammerfall

And some more undesirable people in the metal scene:

Krallice
Protest the Hero
IWABO
Manowar
Dave Mustaine
Lars Ulrich
KISS (not metal, but they are annoying)

Shit, 44 seats isn't enough, we need the fuckin' Titanic...
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AlexandeR
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Karmakosmonaut wrote:
The Annoying Frenchman wrote:
Can't we throw a train full of NSBMers and wanna-be-Übermensch off the cliif?

Why? Because we mopped the floor with you in the last three wars?


:lol: France has not been the same since the death of Napoleon.
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AlexandeR wrote:
Krallice
Protest the Hero
IWABO
:wub: those bands.

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traptunderice wrote:
AlexandeR wrote:
Krallice
Protest the Hero
IWABO
:wub: those bands.


Even IWABO? :sad:
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The Annoying Frenchman
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emperorblackdoom wrote:
The Annoying Frenchman wrote:
Can't we throw a train full of NSBMers and wanna-be-Übermensch off the cliif?


Sure, when Bob Marley goes over the cliff too.

The world will remember Bob Marley. Not sure about those idiots I mentioned.
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traptunderice
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AlexandeR wrote:
traptunderice wrote:
AlexandeR wrote:
Krallice
Protest the Hero
IWABO
:wub: those bands.


Even IWABO? :sad:
Mhmmm. Karate Nipples with its Bjork vox and industrial/djent riffs is bonerific.

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North From Here
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The Annoying Frenchman wrote:
emperorblackdoom wrote:
The Annoying Frenchman wrote:
Can't we throw a train full of NSBMers and wanna-be-Übermensch off the cliif?


Sure, when Bob Marley goes over the cliff too.

The world will remember Bob Marley. Not sure about those idiots I mentioned.


But potheads' memories tend to go quickly :lol:
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The Annoying Frenchman
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emperorblackdoom wrote:
The Annoying Frenchman wrote:
emperorblackdoom wrote:
The Annoying Frenchman wrote:
Can't we throw a train full of NSBMers and wanna-be-Übermensch off the cliif?


Sure, when Bob Marley goes over the cliff too.

The world will remember Bob Marley. Not sure about those idiots I mentioned.


But potheads' memories tend to go quickly :lol:

Why don't you stick your swastika-shaped dildo up your arse and sing Deutchland Über Alles?

(kidding, oviously)
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North From Here
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The Annoying Frenchman wrote:
emperorblackdoom wrote:
The Annoying Frenchman wrote:
emperorblackdoom wrote:
The Annoying Frenchman wrote:
Can't we throw a train full of NSBMers and wanna-be-Übermensch off the cliif?


Sure, when Bob Marley goes over the cliff too.

The world will remember Bob Marley. Not sure about those idiots I mentioned.


But potheads' memories tend to go quickly :lol:

Why don't you stick your swastika-shaped dildo up your arse and sing Deutchland Über Alles?

(kidding, oviously)


Good show, Stefan, good show. :cool:
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AlexandeR
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Mmm, a dildo with four sticks sounds like fun
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dead1
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Happily add

Morbid Angel (2002) and then resurrect them to personally throw them of a cliff in 2011. Maybe even a second resurrection for a Hussein style acid bath (anyone remember that band?)

4 members.
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Orion
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I'd let them live and just choose to not listen to their music. Crazy, I know.
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Milan
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Orion wrote:
I'd let them live and just choose to not listen to their music. Crazy, I know.


What kind of cruel person would do such a thing?!
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