Metal Reviews

When was the last time you even saw your testicles, Rosie?

I don't speak Spanish.

You sure eat a lotta tacos though.

More of a burger/pizza kinda guy. Can't stand spics and their shitty food.

This is beautiful.

Not as beautiful as him naked with petunia's covering his nipples.

Those actually weren't petunias. His nipples are just that grotesque looking.

Good God, sometimes I regret visiting certain threads.

Yeah, knock it off guys. Back to upcoming albums or posts will disappear.

Honor Found in Decay is out.

Edit: And it's really quite amazing.

I'll never understand the amount of praise this band gets....I just find this album so boring...

Perception my friend, perception.

A lot of people don't like Neurosis: join their club.

Over the years I've come to appreciate the massive and sludgy aspects of bands like Neurosis although I've only been listening to them for a short while.

In it. But Times of Grace might convert me if I give it a bit more time.

that sounds like by far the worst club

Agreed with noodles. How often do I get to say that?

Just listened to Honor Found in Decay while walking around in a forest. My Heart For Deliverance's instrumental section is awful soulful. I think I like the album but the way they pinch their throats while they sing makes me sad for their vocal chords.

dordeduh-dar de duh-its supposed to be good.

the sword-apocryphon-from what ive heard of this album it should be better than warp riders. i heard like four songs from it live in july. its hard to say what it will sound like on cd but it was cool live.

tiamat-the scarred people-there is a video of a single on youtube. it sucks. for shame. wildhoney is one of my favorite albums.

soundgarden has something comming out as well but im not sure if its 2012 or early 2013. i dont know the name of the album and im very skeptical of the whole thing. i felt the same when alice in chains released black gives way to blue. its just been so long. can they put out anything good? obviously they cant go back to their roots meaning anything badmotorfinger back is out of the question. but can they recapture the magic that was found on superunknown? in my opinion that magic was fading on down on the upside. can they get it back? who knows.

also goat or any reviewers that like soundgarden and really know the material would it be possible to request a review???

I'd be happy to do it if no one else wants to take it. I was never their biggest fan, but I know the old material and I'm hoping for a good album.