Metal Reviews

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEDM4bsfWg

Blood on the Dance floor-Bewitched

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The horror....

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

Oh, wow. What am I even looking at??

A goth boy band? Oh. Shit. I would say, at least, the chicks are hot in the video, but I'm not sure all the guys that I presume are dudes are actually dudes and so I don't want to make such a categorical claim.

Gay people have better taste than this. Seriously.

The conclusion of the video's "story" made no sense. The witch was trying to consume a dude's heart for this warlock dude, a member of the band, when in fact the heart that she ends up procuring is the other guy's from the band. Hence the culmination of the sexual relationship that the non-warlock guy and the witch had is actually the joining of the two dude's hearts as the warlock brings to his chest his buddy from the band's heart. The woman becomes a means to the end of their homosexual love.

Nah, they were too skinny. Typical toothpick caucasian scene chicks who more than likely are friends with this band, and took part in the video because they like their "openness". I saw that video the other night and my mouth dropped when that guy started prancing around in neon lights.

The bane of my existence.

As in they've got nothing to cling on to, or you find them attractive?

He means they're around a lot and he hates them.

Its either that or the bull dikes that go to those awful grind, crust, shows that are openly bisexual, have tats, and are misandristic. You know what I think he likes those kinda women.

He meant they're around sometimes, and he totally falls for them, solely on their tats and hair. Women with the sides of their heads buzzed are so hot. I only dated one scene chick and her flakiness completely blindsided me. Gets my heart all pitter-pattering.

i can only tell the girl's a girl because boobs

so woefully bad I couldn't even finish it, you know what I'm not even gonna say what I'm thinking right now

"The Scene is Dead Tour"

I want to break their kneecaps with a meat tenderiser.

ok I wasn't gonna say it but I just can't help it

seriously think that band just gave me HIV through my computer screen

I don't know if I want to laugh or cry.

The fuck are you on, Steve? Jesus.

He's on nothing, that's the problem of being straight edge, you become gay.

One of Steve's few light-hearted threads and you're still bashing him. Give the man a chance.

He knows we love him.

On topic: I'm glad that this band can't be considered Metal, that would be very shameful.

But we have bands like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLjj4xvx6zk

That was gloriously bad.

To the extent core bands all have a lot of explaining to do, since metalcore's rise in the mid 2000's its had a lot of permeating to do into other styles of music. I mean consider its more or less leaked into death metal, various styles of electronica, and even these twisted fools have managed to find various ways to inject the more poppy choruses of metalcore into Boy band pop music. These guys are obviously musical abortions, but they're just a testament to the style of music we all said in 04, 05, 06 would die a whimpering death.