Metal Reviews

I like the character of Professor in the X Men but I think he's too uber noble to be realistic.

In order to make him less perfect, I was thinking he should have a wierd fetish like being dressed up like a baby.

This would really add to his character.

I think this is perhaps my most brilliant idea ever. What do you guys think?

He needs to sing in a metal band. Preferably a djent/crust/grindcore/sludge style of band

There's a whole storyline about his son. Who's more powerful and also (much) less noble. It's fun!

Is that Legion?

That's a lot more boring than having a wierd fetish about getting dressed up in baby clothes.

That's true. We should all just read Deadpool instead ^_^

If what you want is damaged characters with wierd fetishes, read Preacher.

Or any other title by Garth Ennis, for that matter.