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 Post subject: The Great Kat - Extreme Guitar Shred DVD (#2965)
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:14 pm 
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The Great Kat - Extreme Guitar Shred DVD
\"Shred\" Metal
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Click here to see the review.
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Ness
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:37 pm 
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Haha, Holy Crap, I forgot all about this chick. She is damn good.
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Anonymous
 Post subject: For some reason.....
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:51 pm 
...I would really enjoy fucking her.


Oh....she's an excellent guitatist as well.
As a matter of fast she has been rated as one of the top 10 fastest shredders of all time by Guitar One magazine.


GO GO GADGET ERECTION!!!!!!
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Anonymous
 Post subject: Re: For some reason.....
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:43 pm 
twistedvincent wrote:
...I would really enjoy fucking her.


Oh....she's an excellent guitatist as well.
As a matter of fast she has been rated as one of the top 10 fastest shredders of all time by Guitar One magazine.


GO GO GADGET ERECTION!!!!!!
Dude.. i dunno what kind of things turn you on, but if The Great Kat gets awakens your one eyed monster, you should be prepared to lose it. Froms the looks of it this beast would savagely rape you and eat your genetalia - i would never sleep with some freaky bitch that writes songs titled "castration"... I'll stick to fantasizing about sleeping with Maxim models thank you
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leee
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:19 pm 
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twistedvincent wrote:
...I would really enjoy fucking her.


Oh....she's an excellent guitatist as well.
As a matter of fast she has been rated as one of the top 10 fastest shredders of all time by Guitar One magazine.


GO GO GADGET ERECTION!!!!!!


Dude, she must be 50 by now, I think you are remember your teen lust and not how much we have all aged, you want Betsy Bitch next?
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Ness
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mmm... sexy.
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 Post subject: Re: For some reason.....
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:55 pm 
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Jason@Metalreviews wrote:
twistedvincent wrote:
...I would really enjoy fucking her.


Oh....she's an excellent guitatist as well.
As a matter of fast she has been rated as one of the top 10 fastest shredders of all time by Guitar One magazine.


GO GO GADGET ERECTION!!!!!!
Dude.. i dunno what kind of things turn you on, but if The Great Kat gets awakens your one eyed monster, you should be prepared to lose it. Froms the looks of it this beast would savagely rape you and eat your genetalia - i would never sleep with some freaky bitch that writes songs titled "castration"... I'll stick to fantasizing about sleeping with Maxim models thank you


Jason, that is too funny! LMAO! :D
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MetalKnight
 Post subject: Re: For some reason.....
PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:54 am 
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:twisted: THE GREAT KAT ROOOOLLZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 :twisted:

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My roommate who watched this disc with me was severely disappointed that there was no nudity involved.


:lol: :lol:

leee wrote:
twistedvincent wrote:
...I would really enjoy fucking her.


Oh....she's an excellent guitatist as well.
As a matter of fast she has been rated as one of the top 10 fastest shredders of all time by Guitar One magazine.


GO GO GADGET ERECTION!!!!!!


Dude, she must be 50 by now, I think you are remember your teen lust and not how much we have all aged, you want Betsy Bitch next?


Hah, that's sad but true :( I had a secret fantasy about The Great Kat too, but just recently I saw a new (2005) interview of her (I had never even seen her "live" before) and was crushingly disappointed: she looked quite old by now :cry: at least everytime she wasn't making a grim face... :twisted:
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I would love to see her and Michael Angelo Batio go at it in a shredathon damn that would be a site to see.
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Ness
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I would love to see her and Michael Angelo Batio go at it in a shredathon damn that would be a site to see.



My head would explode
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Anonymous
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:15 am 
So I just got this email.......

From: Greatkat@greatkat.com
To: Jay@metalreviews.com
Date: 11 October, 2005 12:21:14 GMT-04:00
Subject: Great Kat DVD

After reading your ignorant and inferior "review" of The Great Kat's "Extreme Guitar Shred" DVD, you and "Metal Reviews" Webzine have now been deleted from The Great Kat Database. You obviously have no understanding of authentic Classical Music, theatrical performance, guitar shredding and violin virtuosity and therefore you and "Metal Reviews" will no longer receive Great Kat Products.

-The Great Kat

Let the flaming begin.........
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Ness
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Jay@MetalReviews wrote:
So I just got this email.......

From: Greatkat@greatkat.com
To: Jay@metalreviews.com
Date: 11 October, 2005 12:21:14 GMT-04:00
Subject: Great Kat DVD

After reading your ignorant and inferior "review" of The Great Kat's "Extreme Guitar Shred" DVD, you and "Metal Reviews" Webzine have now been deleted from The Great Kat Database. You obviously have no understanding of authentic Classical Music, theatrical performance, guitar shredding and violin virtuosity and therefore you and "Metal Reviews" will no longer receive Great Kat Products.

-The Great Kat

Let the flaming begin.........




PWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :lol: Wait, wait, hang on a second... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ok, seriously... HAHAHAHAH!!!
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Carnifex Umbris
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metalNESS wrote:
Jay@MetalReviews wrote:
So I just got this email.......

From: Greatkat@greatkat.com
To: Jay@metalreviews.com
Date: 11 October, 2005 12:21:14 GMT-04:00
Subject: Great Kat DVD

After reading your ignorant and inferior "review" of The Great Kat's "Extreme Guitar Shred" DVD, you and "Metal Reviews" Webzine have now been deleted from The Great Kat Database. You obviously have no understanding of authentic Classical Music, theatrical performance, guitar shredding and violin virtuosity and therefore you and "Metal Reviews" will no longer receive Great Kat Products.

-The Great Kat

Let the flaming begin.........




PWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :lol: Wait, wait, hang on a second... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ok, seriously... HAHAHAHAH!!!

What metalNESS said.
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Dead Machine
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Jay@MetalReviews wrote:
So I just got this email.......

From: Greatkat@greatkat.com
To: Jay@metalreviews.com
Date: 11 October, 2005 12:21:14 GMT-04:00
Subject: Great Kat DVD

After reading your ignorant and inferior "review" of The Great Kat's "Extreme Guitar Shred" DVD, you and "Metal Reviews" Webzine have now been deleted from The Great Kat Database. You obviously have no understanding of authentic Classical Music, theatrical performance, guitar shredding and violin virtuosity and therefore you and "Metal Reviews" will no longer receive Great Kat Products.

-The Great Kat

Let the flaming begin.........


We're not gonna receive any more Great Kat products, eh? Well, it'll be tough, but I think we'll all pull through. Remember, the whole does not equal the number of 50+-year-old shred guitarists who love us, the whole does, in fact, equal the sum of the parts.

If that makes any sense.
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Anonymous
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:52 am 
Jay@MetalReviews wrote:
You obviously have no understanding of authentic Classical Music, theatrical performance, guitar shredding and violin virtuosity


Ironic because you really only criticised the production, and mentioned on many occasions that under all the crappy editing there was real talent.
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Adam
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That email is flippin' hilarious! I don't know about you guys, but after I read it, I cried till my eyes swelled shut. Seriously, how insecure can you possibly be? Trolling around the net searching for critical reviews of your stuff so you can call down the almighty email thunder on those who dare to question your greatness? Get a life kitty Kat.
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Anonymous
 Post subject: Great Kat Scratch Fever
PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:08 am 
Well, well, well...

Just laughable. She'll make a lot of friends in the music business with thin skin like that. Well, if that's the way she wants to deal with criticism, so be it. Maybe we'll have extra time to get Keepers III reviewed a week earlier, or actually write a classic review.

Sorry guys, you'll now have to go elsewhere for your Great Kat reviews. :roll:
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Anonymous
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:10 am 
The fact that I spit up my beer in laughter while reading that e-mail is more of a tragic loss than not having anymore Great Kat promos!
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Ness
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:12 am 
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Mike @ MetalReviews wrote:
The fact that I spit up my beer in laughter while reading that e-mail is more of a tragic loss than not having anymore Great Kat promos!
:lol:
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Anonymous
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:12 am 
Mike @ MetalReviews wrote:
The fact that I spit up my beer in laughter while reading that e-mail is more of a tragic loss than not having anymore Great Kat promos!


Priceless, fucking priceless.
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