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Astaroth · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:36 pm

Sir Wanksalot wrote:

Quite chuffed, and here's why;

WARNING! DIRTY SEX STORY.

Tonight is my 1st wedding anniversery, and after getting home from some lovely Mexican dinner (I bought extra toilet paper for the occassion) I'm sitting back home on the couch watching Kylie's Showgirl tour on tv. Now, let it be put on record that I have a huge boner for Kylie...HUGE! So there I am, watching away, and it's getting quite late. My wife is lying on the rug on the floor half asleep, and I say "So, we gonna have this anniversery shag or not?"
She replies, "Can't you just do me on the floor...but turn this slut off the tv"
:idea:
So I change channels when she's looking and turn the sound down, mount up, and change the channel back to Kylie when she's not looking.
The proverbial cake and eating it too.

lool

az · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:41 pm

if it was anyone else i'd say you're a very bad man Sir, but since it's kylie... who doesn't love kylie?

Radagast · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:20 pm

The Big C.

Guest · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:21 pm

Radagast wrote:

The Big C.

Shut it.

Radagast · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:23 pm

:shuts it:

:cowers:

Guest · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2005 9:34 pm

db gbss

Lazy metalhead · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2005 9:35 pm

I'm angry, because whenever I sign in, I go to make a post and it makes me sign in again, and again, and again, and never lets me post, save for the Hellheim...AAAAA

Misha · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2005 10:17 pm

Lazy metalhead wrote:

I'm angry, because whenever I sign in, I go to make a post and it makes me sign in again, and again, and again, and never lets me post, save for the Hellheim...AAAAA

Try a different browser, or try the stay logged in thing. Firefox will do the trick most likely...

Kain · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:49 pm

Discouraged :roll:

I was at a party the other night (not drinking of course I'm only 18 heh :twisted: ), and I was approached by this wickedly hot chick and her friend. Well it seems that she liked me, but the catch was that she was 26. When I found out, I pulled out all of the tricks in my bag, and it seemed that we were gonna head out. But alas my drunk friend told her later that night how I was only 18, which didn't work out so well.

:evil: I swear.

Next day = headache and sensitivity towards light

Goat · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:58 pm

Kain wrote:

Discouraged :roll:

I was at a party the other night (not drinking of course I'm only 18 heh :twisted: ), and I was approached by this wickedly hot chick and her friend. Well it seems that she liked me, but the catch was that she was 26. When I found out, I pulled out all of the tricks in my bag, and it seemed that we were gonna head out. But alas my drunk friend told her later that night how I was only 18, which didn't work out so well.
:evil: I swear.
Next day = headache and sensitivity towards light

Drunk friends are fucking cunts. We've all been there.

My back's playing up. I think it's this fucking weather. Fucking weather.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2005 5:11 pm

Kain wrote:

Discouraged :roll:

I was at a party the other night (not drinking of course I'm only 18 heh :twisted: ), and I was approached by this wickedly hot chick and her friend. Well it seems that she liked me, but the catch was that she was 26. When I found out, I pulled out all of the tricks in my bag, and it seemed that we were gonna head out. But alas my drunk friend told her later that night how I was only 18, which didn't work out so well.

:evil: I swear.

Next day = headache and sensitivity towards light

KAPOW! The almighty cock block.

Dago · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:35 pm

Drunk friends are best friends when you are also drunk..

Astaroth · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:38 pm

Dago wrote:

Drunk friends are best friends when you are also drunk..

indeed... and when i'm not drunk i want to kill drunk friends, cuz they sure are a pain in the ass...

Skartasis · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:44 pm

Astaroth wrote:

Dago wrote:

Drunk friends are best friends when you are also drunk..

indeed... and when i'm not drunk i want to kill drunk friends, cuz they sure are a pain in the ass...

oooh yes, I know exactly what you mean! Sometimes being the drunkdriver sucks (almoust everytime)!

Astaroth · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:37 pm

just ate 300 grams of patato chips, one banana, 150 grams of tunafish (with bread), 0.5 litre of milk with protein powder with chocolate taste ( disgusting)... am i cool? yes indeed, and i just wanted you to know that...

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:09 pm

I spent almost twelve hours in transit yesterday...and I get to do it again Sunday. I ask myself, is Thanksgiving dinner worth it?

Fingon · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:11 pm **Posts:** 3207

bah, i had exams of dutch and french, well per-exams actually, writing an essay about a given topic in 2 times 45 minuters,of at least 2 pages. whoop-fuckin-eee :evil:

Dead Machine · **Joined:** Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:24 pm **Posts:** 2527

Ah, no more school for four days. My nose hath a temporary reprieve from the dream-crushing grindstone.

So yeah, I feel good.

Kain · **Posted:** Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:10 am

Ya , no school for now as turkey is on my mind

But too bad I gotta write 2 reports and study for two exams for the end of the break :(

Sleepy Radagast · **Posted:** Thu Nov 24, 2005 10:59 am

I feel bored. The last week in work has been spent doing sod-all because the computer system isn't up and running yet. To think I'm waking up at 7am every day for this.

At least I'm getting payed for it.

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