Metal Reviews

Did anyone see that thing where they try and blacken him by having ex-employees say what a bastard he really is?

Recently watched: Magnolia. This is one of those films that is good, but I don't know why. The raining frogs made me jump.

Just finished watching Howl's Moving Castle.It turned out good afterall, reminding me for the most part Spirited Away.The ending was crappy tho.

Yeah, that and film editing.

Super Size Me.

It was entertaining. A lot of its success is due to whatsisname's charisma.

and it was good

and it was good

So good you watched it twice.

It's definately the best I've seen so far, despite Hayden Christensen's lack of acting abilities. And why call them 'younglings'? I'm going to call everyone younger than me a 'youngling' from now on.
The Emperor = Awesome. But it didn't really involve you much, like Samuel L Jackson dying, and like the parting shot, wow, it's the Death Star being built. And I don't see how Natalie Portman can do anything worse, she was a lot better when she was younger, in stuff like Leon. Still, as I said, the best Star Wars film I've seen.

But no better than that.

exactly ! I still prefer the 1rst trilogy... and, any way, Jackson's Lord Of The Rings slays Star Wars ! :twisted:

Agreed.

Darth Vader > Sauron

Storm Troopers < Uruk-hai

Imagine a crowd of Uruk-Hai chasing them through the first Death Star? The film would have been over after an hour.
Possibly earlier:
"These aren't the droids you're looking for"
"Grunt" *stab*

Lord Vader would kill all the Uruk-Hai without moving a muscle. And he would make all those sissy elves his bitches.

i saw that jap flick, "walking castle" or something, and man did it suck! i swear people like shit just because it's japanese. i could go to japan, take a shit, and sell it to people, and they'd buy it just because it's japanese.

Are you talking about Howl's Moving Castle? You do realize it's based on a book by a British author, yes?

Star Wars: Episode III

It could have been a lot better. There was quite a dissapointing lack of Greivous, and he goes down so fast that it's embarassing. The script was also pretty bad. Tke the balcony scene for example.

Amidala: I love you.

Anikin: I love you more.

Okay, not exact words, but it's pretty close. Also, when Vader screams out "NOOOOO!" made me quickly pop in A New Hope just to see him choke that dude in the beginning just to remind myself that Vader's a badass and not some blithering bitch boy.

However, on the good side, you a good deal of violence. Some people said that Anikin's thourough ass-whooping made them cry, but when I say that one-armed, legless torso get caught on fire, I couldn't help but laugh.

7/10

I don't know much about Star Wars, but I know that is a false statment.





Lord of the Rings > Star Wars


You want to see a sissy watch the first Star Wars. Luke Skywalker is the biggest pansy ever.

While we're on the subject,

Peter Jackson > George Lucas