Comical Black Metal

Ness · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:21 pm

Here is a local Omaha black metal band. It's so lame its funny.

http://www.myspace.com/armyofinbetween

Goat · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:43 pm

Lugubrum.

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:57 pm

Anyone ever heard Impaled Northern Moon Forest? It's Seth Putnam doing acoustic black metal with thigh-slapping for drums. Side-splittingly hilarious.

EisenFaust · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:04 pm

Haven't heard it but I'm not surprised. Seth Putnam can't make anything that isn't hilarious... The guy is a fucking comedian...

Quote:

Impaled Northern Moon Forest

Utilizing four clichés in four words... Cool

Azrael · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:09 pm

visit their forums :lol:

they're full of evil frozen inverted necroyetis.

the user rankings are the funniest i've ever seen.

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:10 pm

INMF has such songs as "Grim and Frostbitten Moongoats of the North," "Forlorned Invocations of the Blasphemous Congregations of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Sathanis," and "Masturbating on the Unholy Inverted Tracks of the Grim and Frostbitten Necrobobsledders." Never fails to make me laugh.

Eternal Idol · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:03 pm

Suidartha

Astaroth · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:20 pm

Immortal is rather funny too!

noodles · **Posted:** Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:23 am

all black metal is comical?

Dead Machine · **Joined:** Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:24 pm **Posts:** 2527

noodles wrote:

all black metal is comical?

Wow, eight whole posts before someone says that little gem? I was expecting like, three.

Astaroth · **Posted:** Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:10 am

Dead Machine wrote:

noodles wrote:

all black metal is comical?

Wow, eight whole posts before someone says that little gem? I was expecting like, three.

...you sun of a beach :evil:

bah... as if death metal is less funny, or power metal for that matter...... .. . all scenes are funny in some way or another...

but even though i find some bands funny they can be cool too at the same time... f.ex. Nunslaughter which have some funny eval quotes from time to time, yet it's cool also, because they're so obscure....

noodles · **Posted:** Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:46 am

I find fanboys of any genre funny

. like people who have a brain hemmorage if they hear any of the following

a) clean vocals in death metal
b) untrue black metal
c) I'm not sure what it for power metal, but I think anyone who likes the genre is gay anyways

Ness · **Posted:** Thu Nov 24, 2005 2:44 am

noodles wrote:

c) I'm not sure what it for power metal, but I think anyone who likes the genre is gay anyways

hmmm... I'm sure you get slapped in the face by women with tatoos.

Legacy Of The Night · **Posted:** Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:32 am

Detsorgaskalf.

I cannot remember the name for the life of me, but I remember that Jaden posted a link to a video of theirs a while back. It was 'effing hilarious.

Astaroth · **Posted:** Thu Nov 24, 2005 9:29 pm

Bandname: Bedroom Black Metal Kvlt

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pageart ... dID=275150

there's is one song called: Bedroom Black Metal ist krieg

" .. if you find this song disturping... you are gay.. "

" .. i'm so fucking evil in my bedroom, with my drum-machine.."

- good lyrics :wink:

He doesn't know how to pronounce "krieg", but okay..

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