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Astaroth
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:58 pm 
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i once dated a 12-years-old girl, so...


Yeah, I did too, when I was 12.


what a coincidence... i was 12 too!!! :P ... i got french kisses, did you?


:shock: NO!!! We weren't married! Geeeeze.


eheheh :lol: ... what?!?!... do you have to be married in order to make french kiss?!? :D .... hmm... we actually did pretend to be married, but that's besides the point :oops:
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Astaroth wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Astaroth wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Astaroth wrote:
i once dated a 12-years-old girl, so...


Yeah, I did too, when I was 12.


what a coincidence... i was 12 too!!! :P ... i got french kisses, did you?


:shock: NO!!! We weren't married! Geeeeze.


eheheh :lol: ... what?!?!... do you have to be married in order to make french kiss?!? :D .... hmm... we actually did pretend to be married, but that's besides the point :oops:

Ugh, I can't count the times I got married anymore!!
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Astaroth
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Gast1 wrote:
Astaroth wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Astaroth wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Astaroth wrote:
i once dated a 12-years-old girl, so...


Yeah, I did too, when I was 12.


what a coincidence... i was 12 too!!! :P ... i got french kisses, did you?


:shock: NO!!! We weren't married! Geeeeze.


eheheh :lol: ... what?!?!... do you have to be married in order to make french kiss?!? :D .... hmm... we actually did pretend to be married, but that's besides the point :oops:

Ugh, I can't count the times I got married anymore!!


who's counting anyway... i sure don't :wink: no need to; only once... that's only one finger when you're counting your marriages
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not so good, i've run out of Ritaline so i'm jumping all over the place


argh...so...much..energy...can't..stop...jumping...ugh :shock:
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Astaroth wrote:
Gast1 wrote:
Astaroth wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Astaroth wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Astaroth wrote:
i once dated a 12-years-old girl, so...


Yeah, I did too, when I was 12.


what a coincidence... i was 12 too!!! :P ... i got french kisses, did you?


:shock: NO!!! We weren't married! Geeeeze.


eheheh :lol: ... what?!?!... do you have to be married in order to make french kiss?!? :D .... hmm... we actually did pretend to be married, but that's besides the point :oops:

Ugh, I can't count the times I got married anymore!!


who's counting anyway... i sure don't :wink: no need to; only once... that's only one finger when you're counting your marriages


I never pretended to get married, young anarchist that I was at 12 (and younger).
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PISSED OFF!!! My fucking car won't start. Last week I was set on buying a new truck. Then, for some reason, I decided to save my money for a house. Well, since then my rear brakes needed to be fixed, my front tires are nearly bald, my front wheels are alomst shit, and now my fucking ignition won't turn. How fucked up is that? I go to put my key in the car, and the son of a bitch won't turn an inch. So, now I have to get a new ignition, and find somebody to install it, because I have no idea where to even start. HAHA! Start, get it? AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I fucking pissed!
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FUCKING FURIOUS! I got a call at work tonight from my wife that she had just gotten home and some cunt was in our yard. The dogs were going berserk and he was just standing there at the side gate. So she let the dogs loose on him and started yelling at him to fuck off. The dogs were crouched at his feet snarling ready to kill and he took off over the neighbour's fence. The neighbour came out and chased him off. He was from this party of teenage tards across the road, and the cops didn't turn up until TWO AND A HALF HOURS LATER! WTF! Even then they went to the wrong house. By then the party was over. I'm going over there tomorrow to deliver a verbal ass kicking to the parents, then I'm delivering a bottle of bourbon to my neighbour for looking out for my missus, them I'm going to make a complaint to the cops about their dodgy service. GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAR! :x

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Rad @ work
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What the hell was he doing? Just randomly lurking?
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Just standing there. The scary thing is that no one was home for hours, and he waited until she got home to come in.
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Guest
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Cripes! :shock:

Time to sharpen that big axe you have, methinks. :twisted:
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Rad @ work
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Cripes! :shock:

Time to sharpen that big axe you have, methinks. :twisted:
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Ness
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That shits scary dude. Good thing your wife has balls (not literally) and released the hounds with a loud "FUCK OFF!"
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Today SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!!!!
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Just standing there. The scary thing is that no one was home for hours, and he waited until she got home to come in.


Isn't there a ''a bullet in the ground to warn them, then shoot to kill'' rule over there?
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Goat
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Shouldn't this thread get stickied?
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Ness
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Very very very very frustrated. I still have not fixed my car. I've tried everything. I'm going to end up having it towed to a mechanic and getting ass raped by the bill. I'm getting a new fucking car, fuck that piece of shit Camry.
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Astaroth
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i feel annoyed :? i had 250 $ on an online casino thingy... and i blew it :D... now i got Zero!!!



i hate myself...
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very bad, had to go to my nephew's funeral :(
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Ness
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very bad, had to go to my nephew's funeral :(


Wow, that sucks dude. How old was your nephew?
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Awesome. It snowed today, so I spent three hours wandering around in the woods.
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