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I can't wait for the semester to be over. No more annoying anthropology professor. Every time I go to that class, I want to stab myself in the head. She doesn't know what the hell she's talking about, and it's making me crazy.

There's a digital electronics teacher at my school who has some serious problems with herself. She once wrote analogiaelektroniikka (analogy electronics) on the blackboard instead of analogielektroniikka (analog electronics).
When i said that she had misspelled it, she went completely apeshit, started to cry and threw out the whole class.


I'd probably misspell it too.


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Zad wrote:
Jürgen wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
I can't wait for the semester to be over. No more annoying anthropology professor. Every time I go to that class, I want to stab myself in the head. She doesn't know what the hell she's talking about, and it's making me crazy.

There's a digital electronics teacher at my school who has some serious problems with herself. She once wrote analogiaelektroniikka (analogy electronics) on the blackboard instead of analogielektroniikka (analog electronics).
When i said that she had misspelled it, she went completely apeshit, started to cry and threw out the whole class.


I'd probably misspell it too.


Misspelling is completely normal (especially considering that the teacher in question has dyslexia, which i was not aware of at the time) but going nuts when someone mentions it to you is kinda weird.


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Jürgen wrote:
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Jürgen wrote:
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I can't wait for the semester to be over. No more annoying anthropology professor. Every time I go to that class, I want to stab myself in the head. She doesn't know what the hell she's talking about, and it's making me crazy.

There's a digital electronics teacher at my school who has some serious problems with herself. She once wrote analogiaelektroniikka (analogy electronics) on the blackboard instead of analogielektroniikka (analog electronics).
When i said that she had misspelled it, she went completely apeshit, started to cry and threw out the whole class.


I'd probably misspell it too.


Misspelling is completely normal (especially considering that the teacher in question has dyslexia, which i was not aware of at the time) but going nuts when someone mentions it to you is kinda weird.

Reminds me of my fourth grade teacher who told the class that fungi are plants, then yelled at me when I said they weren't.

However, I have no class today and it's snowing like crazy outside, so I'm happy. :D


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Reminds me of my fourth grade teacher who told the class that fungi are plants, then yelled at me when I said they weren't.

I hear ya. It's hard being smarter than your teacher.


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Fortunately I never had to worry about that. :D

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She once wrote analogiaelektroniikka (analogy electronics) on the blackboard instead of analogielektroniikka (analog electronics).
When i said that she had misspelled it, she went completely apeshit, started to cry and threw out the whole class.


Fuck I'd cry just trying to say it!


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aargh :?

i just broke my new waterpipe :cry: .. i smashed the bottle.. noohoo *sob* :evil:


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ha ha... i just heard my female neightbour fart twice really really loud in the bathroom :lol: :? .. . ew... girls are not supposed to fart, are they?!? :?


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ha ha... i just heard my female neightbour fart twice really really loud in the bathroom :lol: :? .. . ew... girls are not supposed to fart, are they?!? :?

Of course not. Our asses exist for the sole purpose of anal sex.


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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
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ha ha... i just heard my female neightbour fart twice really really loud in the bathroom :lol: :? .. . ew... girls are not supposed to fart, are they?!? :?

Of course not. Our asses exist for the sole purpose of anal sex.


*claps* finally ONE of 'em understands :wink:


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Of course not. Our asses exist for the sole purpose of anal sex.


Of course the golden rule is that if a pic shows a girl being analed, it must include a pussy shot. Otherwise it is invalid (MR reaches a new low :wink: ).

BTW my missus can drop farts that would make an onion cry.


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Of course not. Our asses exist for the sole purpose of anal sex.


Of course the golden rule is that if a pic shows a girl being analed, it must include a pussy shot. Otherwise it is invalid (MR reaches a new low :wink: ).

BTW my missus can drop farts that would make an onion cry.


What are we supposed to call the wife of a "sir"? Is it "Lady Wanksalot"?


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rio wrote:
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Of course not. Our asses exist for the sole purpose of anal sex.


Of course the golden rule is that if a pic shows a girl being analed, it must include a pussy shot. Otherwise it is invalid (MR reaches a new low :wink: ).

BTW my missus can drop farts that would make an onion cry.


What are we supposed to call the wife of a "sir"? Is it "Lady Wanksalot"?


Mistress Wanksalot?


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Awful!! All day!! I had like 17 shots in 2 hours last night and I forgot to drink water :cry:


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In a strangely cheery mood.

Think I'll go sit in a warm coffee shop, drink, read, and watch the people come and go.


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In a strangely cheery mood.

Think I'll go sit in a warm coffee shop, drink, read, and watch the people come and go.


That's how people come up with good ideas for books, so I hear.


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Zad wrote:
rio wrote:
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Of course not. Our asses exist for the sole purpose of anal sex.


Of course the golden rule is that if a pic shows a girl being analed, it must include a pussy shot. Otherwise it is invalid (MR reaches a new low :wink: ).

BTW my missus can drop farts that would make an onion cry.


What are we supposed to call the wife of a "sir"? Is it "Lady Wanksalot"?


Mistress Wanksalot?


I'd go for "Dame."


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:26 pm 
My polish moved out yesterday! .. jiiihaaar!!! i'm soooo happy... no i can finally sleep whenever i want with i can hear her slamming the door or talking with her annoying friends.... they sounded like drunken chickens :? ... cuz they were drunk most of the time...

kiss me, i'm irish!!!


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