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Ken, do a review for Korn's s/t then, if you think you're man enough! I've never heard it, and didn't buy it when I saw it for £3:00 yesterday. Tell me, why should I give those bastards any of my money?



Nooooooooo! Don't tempt him. That will take up valuable reviewing space and will be nothing but flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame. It would also be extremely laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!!!!


Hence my "if your man enough" provoking, I want to see a decent flamewar, reminiscent of the Winter glory days.
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
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Ken, do a review for Korn's s/t then, if you think you're man enough! I've never heard it, and didn't buy it when I saw it for £3:00 yesterday. Tell me, why should I give those bastards any of my money?



Nooooooooo! Don't tempt him. That will take up valuable reviewing space and will be nothing but flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame. It would also be extremely laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!!!!


Hence my "if your man enough" provoking, I want to see a decent flamewar, reminiscent of the Winter glory days.


I think Winter is slowly progressing back into Diva mode.
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Glad to see someone mentioning Korn didn't turn into a huge flamewar. This was my candidate for "Thread Most Likely To Be Locked".
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Eyesore
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metalNESS wrote:
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Ken, do a review for Korn's s/t then, if you think you're man enough! I've never heard it, and didn't buy it when I saw it for £3:00 yesterday. Tell me, why should I give those bastards any of my money?

Nooooooooo! Don't tempt him. That will take up valuable reviewing space and will be nothing but flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame. It would also be extremely laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!!!!

It is actually not a bad album and it was before their lyrics went trendy (i.e. "A.D.I.D.A.S."). That album is really good and in 1994 is very different. Unfortunately their following output besides Issues—which is almost a non-Korn album—was pretty cheesy and that is the shit that got them REALLY popular, thus what most people think of them as.

Have you heard the debut? And no, I doubt I'll review it, I would be e-lynched.
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Eyesore wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
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Ken, do a review for Korn's s/t then, if you think you're man enough! I've never heard it, and didn't buy it when I saw it for £3:00 yesterday. Tell me, why should I give those bastards any of my money?

Nooooooooo! Don't tempt him. That will take up valuable reviewing space and will be nothing but flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame. It would also be extremely laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!!!!

It is actually not a bad album and it was before their lyrics went trendy (i.e. "A.D.I.D.A.S."). That album is really good and in 1994 is very different. Unfortunately their following output besides Issues—which is almost a non-Korn album—was pretty cheesy and that is the shit that got them REALLY popular, thus what most people think of them as.

Have you heard the debut? And no, I doubt I'll review it, I would be e-lynched.


Please! There are thirteen pages of good suggestions for Classics, no need for Korn's s/t to get one.
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Eyesore wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Ken, do a review for Korn's s/t then, if you think you're man enough! I've never heard it, and didn't buy it when I saw it for £3:00 yesterday. Tell me, why should I give those bastards any of my money?

Nooooooooo! Don't tempt him. That will take up valuable reviewing space and will be nothing but flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame. It would also be extremely laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!!!!

It is actually not a bad album and it was before their lyrics went trendy (i.e. "A.D.I.D.A.S."). That album is really good and in 1994 is very different. Unfortunately their following output besides Issues—which is almost a non-Korn album—was pretty cheesy and that is the shit that got them REALLY popular, thus what most people think of them as.

Have you heard the debut? And no, I doubt I'll review it, I would be e-lynched.


No, I've never heard it, and I seriously doubt I ever will.
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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:09 pm 
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Ken, do a review for Korn's s/t then, if you think you're man enough! I've never heard it, and didn't buy it when I saw it for £3:00 yesterday. Tell me, why should I give those bastards any of my money?

Nooooooooo! Don't tempt him. That will take up valuable reviewing space and will be nothing but flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame. It would also be extremely laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!!!!

It is actually not a bad album and it was before their lyrics went trendy (i.e. "A.D.I.D.A.S."). That album is really good and in 1994 is very different. Unfortunately their following output besides Issues—which is almost a non-Korn album—was pretty cheesy and that is the shit that got them REALLY popular, thus what most people think of them as.

Have you heard the debut? And no, I doubt I'll review it, I would be e-lynched.


No, I've never heard it, and I seriously doubt I ever will.

Maybe you should download it and listen with an open mind. I honestly can't remember what triggered the Korn explosion? There is not really one big radio hit on that album, it had been out for 2 years before it exploded onto the mainstream airwaves. "Blind" is the song you hear often, but even that song isn't very radio-friendly. That's why the label got them right into the studio after they blew up, the result was Life Is Peachy, a terrible fucking album, but it had radio hits ("Good God" and "A.D.I.D.A.S."), that was the beginning of the end for Korn.

Still, the debut and Issues are stand alone albums that are quite good separated from the main Korn catalog. Too bad their potential was squashed by way of the Durst syndrome.
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metalNESS wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Ken, do a review for Korn's s/t then, if you think you're man enough! I've never heard it, and didn't buy it when I saw it for £3:00 yesterday. Tell me, why should I give those bastards any of my money?



Nooooooooo! Don't tempt him. That will take up valuable reviewing space and will be nothing but flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame after flame. It would also be extremely laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!!!!


Hence my "if your man enough" provoking, I want to see a decent flamewar, reminiscent of the Winter glory days.


I think Winter is slowly progressing back into Diva mode.


I hate to quote myself and get off topic, but I just read over some of Winter's posts in the other forums and, uhh... he's back.
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Eyesore
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What does "back" mean? Does he just disagree with everything everyone says? If so, yeah...he's back. :D
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What does "back" mean? Does he just disagree with everything everyone says? If so, yeah...he's back. :D


Most of the time. I agree with him on a few things, but most of the time he just disagrees with everything everyone says in a rude manner. He's alright though.
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Eyesore
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What does "back" mean? Does he just disagree with everything everyone says? If so, yeah...he's back. :D

Most of the time. I agree with him on a few things, but most of the time he just disagrees with everything everyone says in a rude manner. He's alright though.

I don't mind him, I find him quite funny, mainly out of sympathy, but funny nonetheless. :D
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Maybe you should download it and listen with an open mind. I honestly can't remember what triggered the Korn explosion? There is not really one big radio hit on that album, it had been out for 2 years before it exploded onto the mainstream airwaves. "Blind" is the song you hear often, but even that song isn't very radio-friendly. That's why the label got them right into the studio after they blew up, the result was Life Is Peachy, a terrible fucking album, but it had radio hits ("Good God" and "A.D.I.D.A.S."), that was the beginning of the end for Korn.

Still, the debut and Issues are stand alone albums that are quite good separated from the main Korn catalog. Too bad their potential was squashed by way of the Durst syndrome.


I actually did download it, just now - now I know why everybody hates Korn so much. I liked Issues better than the debut by a fair margin because of the non-nu techno bits. The debut is the worst kind of mind numbing nu-metal.

If I was forced to listen to this kind of stuff, I would pick Manson and Bizkit over Korn. I can actually enjoy a song like Rollin or Rock Is Dead whereas Korn leaves me with a burning urge to put on something else.
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Eyesore
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Manson isn't nu-metal. :wink:
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What the fuck is this doing in the classics section? Oh my god...this is so bad.
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Eyesore wrote:
Manson isn't nu-metal. :wink:


yeah, he's just crap :roll:
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Manson isn't nu-metal. :wink:


yeah, he's just crap :roll:

I like him. His image is retarded, but I enjoy all the albums quite a bit.
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Eyesore wrote:
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Manson isn't nu-metal. :wink:


yeah, he's just crap :roll:

I like him. His image is retarded, but I enjoy all the albums quite a bit.



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Eyesore
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metalNESS wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Fingon wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Manson isn't nu-metal. :wink:


yeah, he's just crap :roll:

I like him. His image is retarded, but I enjoy all the albums quite a bit.

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Eyesore wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Fingon wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Manson isn't nu-metal. :wink:


yeah, he's just crap :roll:

I like him. His image is retarded, but I enjoy all the albums quite a bit.

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Watch your mouth!



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Eyesore wrote:
Fingon wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Manson isn't nu-metal. :wink:


yeah, he's just crap :roll:

I like him. His image is retarded, but I enjoy all the albums quite a bit.


Manson manages to push the boundaries of the homosexual image while creating the most bland, hokey and overall obnoxious Industrial Nu-Dance music I've ever heard.

Manson sucks.
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