Metal Reviews

PROS

1. THE FUTURE PORN STAR

This chick went to Jill's high school (Jill is my ex), she was a snobby douchebag, as were most of them that went to that school. I always loved when I'd roll up to pick Jill up in my 1981 Chevette with a Burker King wet floor sign sticking up from the front bumper! Hahaha. They're all in Mercedes's and shit. Hahaha. Good times. Anyway, good to see this douchebag took her douchebaggedness on the road and made something of herself, unlike 99% of the other snooty bitches from high school that just got fat and ugly. She'll definitely be a porn star someday. The fake boobs show dedication.

2. STUMBLING ACROSS OLD FRIENDS

This picture comes from a hotel party we had in 1996 while in Air Force tech school in Biloxi, MS. I woke up in the morning and found my roommate passed out on the couch with this bitch he banged...both were naked except for her shirt. I, of course, started snapping photos with every camera I could find! Then the other chicks woke up and like assholes threw a bunch of shit on them to cover them up. :? Unfortunately I only have two pics now. That bitch looks dead, passed out like a muthafucka! This is her now after I found her MySpace page: BIG IMPROVEMENT and by that I mean, "Hey! Nice fake titties!"

CONS

1. Just like I find them, THEY FIND ME! :evil:

We called this bitch, "Bubbles." She was the neighborhood fat girl that no one liked but was always fucking hanging out annoying us. She lived with her grandparents because her parents were crackheads or something. I haven't seen this ball of puss in over 10 years, but she found me on MySpace somehow and now she's fucking annoying me anew and asking me to be her friend daily, sending me messages like, "Could this really be Ken? How are you?" I was good until you sent me another fucking Friend Request for the seventh time, you silly cow! Ahem...

As you were...

You're so Emo.

:shock:

I'm in love with myspace 8) Eyesore, what's your profile? Add me on www.myspace.com/misha86 if you like...

Tell her that she broke your life, and that you're sorry. Call the police and tell them to go to the second floor, third door on the left.

http://www.myspace.com/jloveb

Man, if there is a hell, I'm for sure going.....

I like myspace because lots of bands have pages now. I can find local concerts/bands on there that I wouldn't be able to otherwise.

Myspace would be really useful in that respect if all the bands here didn't suck.

And it would be almost ok if they even attempted to make respectable music, but it's nothing but metalcore and emo as far as the eye can see.

i think i have a myspace but i never used it

Strange, all my favorite bands are on.. Pelican, Woods Of Ypres, Red Sparowes... Even Mysic Forest!!!

Hah, I mean in my area. There are some quality bands on myspace, just nowhere near me.

all of the profiles of bands that are on mainstream labels bother me. Not that they are there, but that there is 4000 of them because some one thinks it woul;d be cool for there to be thousands of Myspaces for the used

I used myspace for a day, but felt like a TOTAL FAG putting my lifestory on the internet, so I stripped the account the same day, and never used it again.

That's a con.

(No offense to users, I'm just that way.)

I get the same feeling from all those sites with a similar idea so I never use them, hell I even get that feeling just by showing my pictures to someone else.

Pros:

It's fun to surf it and laugh at the Emo kids.

Cons:

It's Myspace.

Haha, I didn't realize it kept you in a local area, shows you what I know about myspace. I was trying to find my friend's band in another town and all I got were all these other jack asses. And I agree, there's definately something gay about it. Type in any random word and you get a never ending list of self absorbed little shits.

The general vibe seems to be, "Look at me, I'm on the internet in my very own blog, I'm so cute and clever!" accompanied of course, by the mandatory shit eating grin.

Don't get me wrong, It's a testament to the enlightened age we live in, that virtually anyone can make music at home and easily share it, even if you have to travel deep into the dork forest to do it.

People keep sending me messages like, "Dude, you're a terrible rapper!" Hahahaha.

Oh sorry I meant you suck as a rapper

Pffft! I'm a devestating rapper. I just don't have the image, so I suck.