Metal Reviews

The purpose of this thread is for forumites to post any life lessons they learn over the course of a normal day that they think may be of use to other members.

I'll get the ball rolling:

When brushing my teeth, I never use a conventional "up and down and around" method going over the surface of the teeth. I have very good teeth, yet I only spend a very short time brushing. This is because I position the brush alongside the lower row of teeth with the bristles facing downwards. Then, twist the brush upwards about 7-8 times. Do the same but inverted along the top row. Continue along and around the mouth. This gets the teeth just as clean as several more minutes spent using a more conventional method.

And if anyone's going to say "I'm not taking advice in dental care from an Englishman", let me tell you to shut up pre-emptively.

So you basically roll your toothbrush instead of brushing?

I'm going to try this. I'm going to try this right now.

I brush, through the medium of rolling! Well, this was new to me when I found it out, so I thought other people would like to share the good news.

One day while riding the bus, I realized the bus I needed to connect to, to get home, was across the street. So I got off to run across the street because it was about to leave (and the next one would be another hour wait) and I almost got nailed by a car speeding past the stopped bus. Anyways, the bus I needed noticed it and waited for me.

So my advice is, when you need to catch a bus, make a commotion of some sort (putting your life in danger to make everyone look works quite well) and you will get your bus.

if not, you'll get a ride in a coffin anyway :roll:

Once when I used to work at this bar we had this "country theme day" fancy dress thing going. So I decided to be a smart ass and go as an Indian. The problem is, as I walked out behind the bar I noticed that none of the other staff even bothered to participate. So there I was, in a loin cloth and feather headress, standing behind an otherwise everyday bar. I had a lot of explaining to do to the customers.

Haha... One of my deepest held beliefs is "Never wear fancy dress"... That's probably why

Small circular motions is the proper way to do it. Left to right, up and down isn't as effective.

Don't have sex with a random girl you met at a bar. Abortions are expensive. Yes, I know there are condoms but they aren't reliable if you keep them for too long in your wallet.

Dumbass. Any dentist'll tell you that.

Don't stop posting on a net forum just as the war starts.

No they won't. I had to go see a special dentist to get that jem.

Edit: And don't call me a dumbass, cuntrash.

WINK

Private or NHS? Either way, crappy dentist have you.

Now there is some good advice.

Leave everything that needs to be done for the last minute.

aah..you've said it :twisted:

Wear protection. However you choose to interpret that.

I love your avatar.

Shut the fuck up, Donny!

Don't be so open-minded that your brain falls out.