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Fingon · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:11 pm **Posts:** 3207

if you want to pull something out of your ass, you might want to stand up

Desolate · **Posted:** Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:27 pm

rio wrote:

The purpose of this thread is for forumites to post any life lessons they learn over the course of a normal day that they think may be of use to other members.

I'll get the ball rolling:

When brushing my teeth, I never use a conventional "up and down and around" method going over the surface of the teeth. I have very good teeth, yet I only spend a very short time brushing. This is because I position the brush alongside the lower row of teeth with the bristles facing downwards. Then, twist the brush upwards about 7-8 times. Do the same but inverted along the top row. Continue along and around the mouth. This gets the teeth just as clean as several more minutes spent using a more conventional method.

And if anyone's going to say "I'm not taking advice in dental care from an Englishman", let me tell you to shut up pre-emptively.

I combine your method with the more "conventional" one as you call it. I've been brushing teeth like that since I was a little child. And until now I always though that all people brush their teeth the same way. Odd.

EisenFaust · **Posted:** Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:04 pm

Don't eat yellow snow.. And don't play it cool to bouncers in Copenhagen..

Eyesore · **Posted:** Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:10 pm

1. Don't say "black metal sucks"....EVER!
2. Pick your nose using Q-Tips.
3. Pee sitting down.
4. Tell your lady to moan whilst giving the blow job, it's very effective.

MetalStorm · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:01 am

Don't call Stream Of Passion progressive even though it is otherwise Eyesore will cry,throw a temper tantrum run home to mommy and say the bad man from metalreviews called SOP progressive,then he commits suicide and you will fell guilty until a bottle of JD cures it :lol:

deathkvlt · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:20 am

Eyesore wrote:

4. Tell your lady to moan whilst giving the blow job, it's very effective.

And to stare into your eyes as well.

Radagast · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:29 pm

Never do a shite while standing on your head.

Legacy, I love your avatar.

"Mah spoon's too big.......mah SPOON's too BIG"

Goat · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:28 pm

If you ever visit one of England's fair cities, the cheapest way to get around is by taxi. Tell the driver you're a tourist and you'll get a discount!

Fingon · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:11 pm **Posts:** 3207

Thailand is not the place to be

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:59 pm

Zad wrote:

If you ever visit one of England's fair cities, the cheapest way to get around is by taxi. Tell the driver you're a tourist and you'll get a discount!

Don't know if that is a joke but if you happen to come to Turkey do the exact opposite.

Misha · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:10 pm

Kathaarian wrote:

Zad wrote:

If you ever visit one of England's fair cities, the cheapest way to get around is by taxi. Tell the driver you're a tourist and you'll get a discount!

Don't know if that is a joke but if you happen to come to Turkey do the exact opposite.

It was a joke

Legacy Of The Night · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:25 pm

Radagast wrote:

Legacy, I love your avatar.

"Mah spoon's too big.......mah SPOON's too BIG"

Thanks!

Don Hertzfeldt is an amazing man.

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:59 am

Gast1 wrote:

Kathaarian wrote:

Zad wrote:

If you ever visit one of England's fair cities, the cheapest way to get around is by taxi. Tell the driver you're a tourist and you'll get a discount!

Don't know if that is a joke but if you happen to come to Turkey do the exact opposite.

It was a joke

I'm so naive. If I was a girl I would be a nun. And listen to nunslaughter.

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:58 am

I just learned this yesterday. When your on the piss and your missus is talking with some girls about how hot so-and-so is from such-and-such band, don't yell out at the top of your voice "OH YEAH? WELL I'D LICK KYLIES CORNHOLE!".

I got in a lot of trouble.

Goat · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:05 pm

Sir Wanksalot wrote:

I just learned this yesterday. When your on the piss and your missus is talking with some girls about how hot so-and-so is from such-and-such band, don't yell out at the top of your voice "OH YEAH? WELL I'D LICK KYLIES CORNHOLE!".

I got in a lot of trouble.

Haha, great.

Ness · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:40 pm

Sir Wanksalot wrote:

I just learned this yesterday. When your on the piss and your missus is talking with some girls about how hot so-and-so is from such-and-such band, don't yell out at the top of your voice "OH YEAH? WELL I'D LICK KYLIES CORNHOLE!".

I got in a lot of trouble.

I'll bet her cornhole tastes like Strawberry poptarts.

Goat · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:42 pm

metalNESS wrote:

Sir Wanksalot wrote:

I just learned this yesterday. When your on the piss and your missus is talking with some girls about how hot so-and-so is from such-and-such band, don't yell out at the top of your voice "OH YEAH? WELL I'D LICK KYLIES CORNHOLE!".

I got in a lot of trouble.

I'll bet her cornhole tastes like Strawberry poptarts.

I'd be willing to wager a small amount that her cornhole tastes exactly like your girlfriend's. Try it, bet it's more the raspberry ones.

WTF?! Do people still eat poptarts? I thought they went out YEARS ago!

Ness · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:56 pm

Zad wrote:

metalNESS wrote:

Sir Wanksalot wrote:

I just learned this yesterday. When your on the piss and your missus is talking with some girls about how hot so-and-so is from such-and-such band, don't yell out at the top of your voice "OH YEAH? WELL I'D LICK KYLIES CORNHOLE!".

I got in a lot of trouble.

I'll bet her cornhole tastes like Strawberry poptarts.

I'd be willing to wager a small amount that her cornhole tastes exactly like your girlfriend's. Try it, bet it's more the raspberry ones.

WTF?! Do people still eat poptarts? I thought they went out YEARS ago!

I was actually eating one when I typed that. Mmmmmm...

rio · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:05 pm

metalNESS wrote:

Zad wrote:

metalNESS wrote:

Sir Wanksalot wrote:

I just learned this yesterday. When your on the piss and your missus is talking with some girls about how hot so-and-so is from such-and-such band, don't yell out at the top of your voice "OH YEAH? WELL I'D LICK KYLIES CORNHOLE!".

I got in a lot of trouble.

I'll bet her cornhole tastes like Strawberry poptarts.

I'd be willing to wager a small amount that her cornhole tastes exactly like your girlfriend's. Try it, bet it's more the raspberry ones.

WTF?! Do people still eat poptarts? I thought they went out YEARS ago!

I was actually eating one when I typed that. Mmmmmm...

Now that's made me hungry... Good thing it's lunchtime, bad thing I'm on a diet. :x

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:15 pm

It all depends on what she ate 7 hours earlier.

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