Metal Reviews

OK, whine time. I was originally going to write a whole kind of play for the awards, taking the piss out of everyone, etc, but I decided not to last night having counted the votes and realised that less than 15 people voted. Including me. 15. Out of a possible 1082. Now, I realise that at least 1000 of those are spammers and WiC's alter egos, but there are at least 50 people who visited the forum in the time I had the voting open who knew enough to vote. And why didn't they? Too lazy to full out an email or PM. What the hell's the matter with you lot? If I'd have kept the messages I got I would now be naming and shaming, because this is really not good enough. And not a single mod voted, past or present.

How useable are these results, when such a small percentage of people voted? I had it open for more than long enough. Bloody lazy bunch, the lot of you. Why should I waste my valuable time when I could be doing far more important things? Obviously the forum is getting worse, as seen by the recent ridiculous assault on Ken. Private Messages are private, and you reveal that, you're betraying someone. Anyway, enough of that. I'm extremely disappointed in you all, and thanks to those that took the minute or so to vote.

Most Metal: Holy Terror
Least Metal: Eyesore
Most Annoying: Stub
Least Annoying: Lizardtail
Funniest: Sir Wanksalot
Miserablest: Valefor
Sexiest Poster: Carnifex Umbris <- How could I forget this one?!
Best Debater: Dead Machine
Worst Debater: Husker
Best Newcomer: Radical Cut

Overall :

1st: Deathkvlt
2nd: Lizardtail
3rd: Zad

And the Forum Event Of The Year was a disaster! Only three people bothered. Hmph.

yeah i didn't vote so sue me, i have a busy time with school, work at our farm, keeping the misses satisfied and changing diapers 24/7. Still want to bitch,huh? :roll:

well, i mostly agree with the results. But you are 3rd in overall? :shock: where has the world come to...

least annoying? i've been flaming melo-death for the past year

maybe I'm right!

ps: I didn't vote because I was up for nomination, no disrespect to your awards ceremony or subsequent ranting capabilities

It would have taken less than five minutes. You have absolutely no excuse whatsoever. "Keeping the misses" satisfied indeed!

we'll see how you feel when you have baby-poo all over your keyboard :evil:

It's called a condom. Use one, you damn chava.

*tries to think of a reply*
uhm..well..errrr they were all too small yeah that's it

I didn't vote because I was nominated. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

I promise to vote next year, nominated or not.

Yet did I get any nominations from you? No.

I'll hold you to that.

I think those results are fair enough though. Even I find Lizardtail less anoying than Rio. Plus, I haven't actually had any debates here that I can remember except for the foul-mouthed and unconstructive series I had with Valefor over politics and goregrind. Maybe some Opeth related ones, but I never come out of those particularly well.

So yeah, fair results. (Although I don't count RC as a newcomer).

Yep, I almost agree with the results. And I say "almost", because imo Dee surelly beats Wanksalot in the funniest poster category. And I thought the least annoying one was Skartasis.

Fair results. Although I'm still shocked that so many haven't voted at all... And then people wonder why the forums are getting worse...

Damn, T.I.E. didn't get the least metal award.

Yeah, TIE hay vote for least metal, Brahm K for most metal and the rest I agree with for the most part (except RC isn't a newcomer). Oh and overall I had Radagast, Zad, and then Eyesore.

It's just that my friends and I don't sit around and give out awards for best ladies man, cheapest drunk, most reliable, etc. You won't see me participating in such an arbitrary orgy of silliness.

Disapointing, but oh well. I want another lyrics tourney-I voted!

I didn't vote because I didn't care. 8)

say Zad, i forgot to ask:what the flying fuck is chava? :?

He means chav, which is the kind of person over here in the UK are generally considered lowlife and scum.

oooooh..they are called 'gabbers' here :twisted:

Ever since I reformatted my comp my internet has been totally fucking gay, it takes 10 minutes to load a page, or 5 refreshes, sometimes not at all. Hotmail wasnt working right for me, I tried to send you a nomination thing awhile ago to fix my votes since I neglected to read the rules the first time carefully, but I dunno if it sent. I did try 2 or 3 times to get on hotmail to send a vote and my comp just wasnt having that.

As I said before, I thought it was a neat/interesting idea and I apologize on behalf of my overpriced paperweight of a computer which has not worked correctly since I bought it 7 months ago.

The results were pretty close to what I was gonna vote for too, I think only 2 or 3 things different.