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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:00 pm 
I learned this last night:

Never punch the refridgerator, he will win everytime. :(
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Radagast
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Eyesore wrote:
I learned this last night:

Never punch the refridgerator, he will win everytime. :(

Walls are pretty tough mofos as well.
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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:21 pm 
Radagast wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
I learned this last night:

Never punch the refridgerator, he will win everytime. :(

Walls are pretty tough mofos as well.

Yeah, but I think the fridge would kick a walls ass.
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MetalStorm
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Eyesore wrote:
Radagast wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
I learned this last night:

Never punch the refridgerator, he will win everytime. :(

Walls are pretty tough mofos as well.

Yeah, but I think the fridge would kick a walls ass.


Not unless it's a brick wall :D
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Eyesore
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MetalStorm wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Radagast wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
I learned this last night:

Never punch the refridgerator, he will win everytime. :(

Walls are pretty tough mofos as well.

Yeah, but I think the fridge would kick a walls ass.


Not unless it's a brick wall :D

Brick is brittle. A cement wall would pwn a fridge.
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lizardtail
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Eyesore
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Here's some more good advive:

1. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

2. Never slide down a 10 foot razorblade into a pool of rubbing alcohol.
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Radagast
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Eyesore wrote:
Here's some more good advive:

1. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

2. Never slide down a 10 foot razorblade into a pool of rubbing alcohol.

There goes my weekend. :(
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Eyesore
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Radagast wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Here's some more good advive:

1. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

2. Never slide down a 10 foot razorblade into a pool of rubbing alcohol.

There goes my weekend. :(

3. Never eat cornflakes if your brother is missing his scab collection.
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never EVER EVER fight with someone who looks to have run away from the set of Conan! :shock:
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Goat
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Eat meat.
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Stefan
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Zad wrote:
NEVER Eat meat.
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Goat
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NEVER Eat meat.


Don't listen to French Spanish vegetarians for food advice.
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ALWAYS Eat meat.
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Stefan
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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
T.I.E. wrote:
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ALWAYS Eat meat.
and die of a intestines cancer :roll:


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Goat
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T.I.E. wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
T.I.E. wrote:
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Never eat meat.
and live a miserable, boring, depressing life...and die of stomach ulcers caused by lack of protein, and worrying because you're not eating enough meat.


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Stefan
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Zad wrote:
T.I.E. wrote:
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Never eat meat and feel yourself better and in complete harmony with mother earth and all its inhabitants...


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T.I.E. wrote:
Zad wrote:
T.I.E. wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
T.I.E. wrote:
Zad wrote:
Never eat meat unless you want to


i'm bad at flamewars
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Stefan
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lizardtail wrote:
T.I.E. wrote:
Zad wrote:
T.I.E. wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
T.I.E. wrote:
Zad wrote:
Never eat meat unless you want to


i'm bad at flamewars


and that's why you came out as the least annoying forumite ! :D
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