Metal Reviews

This'll be interesting. Aaron, hope you're watching....

:shock:

What an interesting thing to wake up to.

Voted Carnifex merely because I would never sleep with a man-I'm far from being homophobic, but I just wouldn't.

Zad, you forgot to put a third option - neither.

Yeah straight man no. 2 has now voted.

Just seeing...

If I was the English gentleman I pretend to be I'd have PM'ed you first to ask permission. Hope you don't mind.

just a little surgery and Misha or Trevor would make perfectly acceptable women... :twisted:

now you guess my vote...

NP
Zorn/Douglas/ Patton/Laswell/ Burger/Perowsky "The Stone: Issue One" ( http://www.tzadik.com/ for more info)

I'm straight so...

Why not? At the end of the day, there's not that much difference between the two, as Stefan pointed out.

Possibly because he isn't attracted to them? Its not a science.

i'm straight and not available so 'neither' would be more accurate

still voted for carnifex, simply because wolves are my fav. animal :twisted:

You worded this entirely wrong, so the results will not be what I predicted.

In that case, the second option.

Tut. It's not a popularity contest.

My point is, Rad, a fair few people on this forum are in the closet, going from their postings and the votes I recieved. Just trying to help them out, as it were.

So how should I have worded it, clever-clogs? PM me.

Not at all. I am amused.

There's a story (I forget the title or author) about a race of aliens to whom homosexuality is a crime punishable by death. A few refugees come to earth seeking asylum; the story itself looks at the issue of homophobia, whether or not it's ethical to help the refugees break the laws of their race because we find them repugnant, etc. The kicker comes at the end of the story, wherein we find out that the aliens consider the entire race of humanity homosexuals because there's so little sexual dimorphism in our species as compared to theirs; the males and females of the alien race are wildly and obviously different.

It came to mind from Zad's comment.

Zad the guidance teacher.

I think its only fair that I choose option 2.

Yeah, it would take a lot of cash for me to sleep with a man. Actually, I'd sleep with a man for $20, but only if I had to sleep. Anything sexual, you'd better lay down some serious scrilla, yo!

you'd do anything for money ! you slut ! :twisted:

haha, yeah. we have ascertained your true nature, now we are merely negotiating the price.

edit: man I still can't remember the precise quote.

i'd sleep with neither, gast and jaden because they are males and (nothing personal) not carnifex because i don't really feel uhm..attracted to her. But in personality they all seem to win