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MetalStorm
 Post subject: Your Top 10 Worst Hard Rock/Heavy Metal Albums Of All Time
PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:44 am 
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Mine:

1.Metallica-St Anger
2.Scorpions-Eye II Eye
3.Europe-Prisoners In Paradise
4.Queensryche-Q2K
5.Queensryche-Operation Mindcrime II
6.Def Leppard-Slang
7.Def Leppard-X
8.Dokken-Dysfunctional
9.Stratovarius-Stratovarius
10.Iced Earth-Iced Earth
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Thomas
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No fan of threads like this, but I will go with those I own.

1. Metallica - St. Anger
2. Korn - Untouchables
3. Turbonegro - Retox
4. Children of Bodom - Are you dead yet
5. In Flames - Soundtrack to your escape


Could only come up with those five from my collection... Some of them being only half-bad
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Skeksis
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1. Iron Maiden - Piece Of Mind
2. Manowar - Kings of Metal
3. Kreator - Pleasure To Kill
4. Metallica - Ride The Lightning
5. Iron Maiden - Powerslave
6. Iced Earth - Something Wicked This Way Comes
7. Slayer - Seasons In The Abyss
8. Sodom - Agent Orange
9. Deicide - Deicide
10. Brutal Truth - Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses


Fucking terrible albums, thinking about them now makes me want to vomit.
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AlexandeR
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Skeksis, I haven't head Brutal Truth, but other 9 album are way above mediocre! Iron Maiden's Powerslave? Slayer's Season in the Abyss??? C'mon...

In no particular order:

1. Mötley Crüe - Girls Girls Girls
2. Metallica - St. Anger
3. Helloween - Chamelon.
4. Helloween - Pink Bubbles Go Ape
5. Human Fortress - Eternal Empire

That's all I can think for now...
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Skeksis wrote:
1. Iron Maiden - Piece Of Mind
2. Manowar - Kings of Metal
3. Kreator - Pleasure To Kill
4. Metallica - Ride The Lightning
5. Iron Maiden - Powerslave
6. Iced Earth - Something Wicked This Way Comes
7. Slayer - Seasons In The Abyss
8. Sodom - Agent Orange
9. Deicide - Deicide
10. Brutal Truth - Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses


Fucking terrible albums, thinking about them now makes me want to vomit.


:blink: :wacko:
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Skeksis wrote:
1. Iron Maiden - Piece Of Mind
2. Manowar - Kings of Metal
3. Kreator - Pleasure To Kill
4. Metallica - Ride The Lightning
5. Iron Maiden - Powerslave
6. Iced Earth - Something Wicked This Way Comes
7. Slayer - Seasons In The Abyss
8. Sodom - Agent Orange
9. Deicide - Deicide
10. Brutal Truth - Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses


Fucking terrible albums, thinking about them now makes me want to vomit.


And you are a part of this site why?
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Cú Chulainn
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DevotedWalnut wrote:
Skeksis wrote:
1. Iron Maiden - Piece Of Mind
2. Manowar - Kings of Metal
3. Kreator - Pleasure To Kill
4. Metallica - Ride The Lightning
5. Iron Maiden - Powerslave
6. Iced Earth - Something Wicked This Way Comes
7. Slayer - Seasons In The Abyss
8. Sodom - Agent Orange
9. Deicide - Deicide
10. Brutal Truth - Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses


Fucking terrible albums, thinking about them now makes me want to vomit.


And you are a part of this site why?


I think he's joking.

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FrigidSymphony wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
Skeksis wrote:
1. Iron Maiden - Piece Of Mind
2. Manowar - Kings of Metal
3. Kreator - Pleasure To Kill
4. Metallica - Ride The Lightning
5. Iron Maiden - Powerslave
6. Iced Earth - Something Wicked This Way Comes
7. Slayer - Seasons In The Abyss
8. Sodom - Agent Orange
9. Deicide - Deicide
10. Brutal Truth - Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses


Fucking terrible albums, thinking about them now makes me want to vomit.


And you are a part of this site why?


I think he's joking.


I'd certainly hope so.
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Skeksis
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oh noes someone doesn't like my precious 'classic' metal albums :rolleyes:
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Cú Chulainn
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Skeksis wrote:
oh noes someone doesn't like my precious 'classic' metal albums :rolleyes:


Dude, I'm all ok with being unconventional, but those aren't just classics, those are fantastic albums!

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Hmmm.
Cryptopsy's last album. All that i can think of right now.
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Skeksis
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FrigidSymphony wrote:
Skeksis wrote:
oh noes someone doesn't like my precious 'classic' metal albums :rolleyes:


Dude, I'm all ok with being unconventional, but those aren't just classics, those are fantastic albums!


Yeah, I know. Except I'm not big on Pleasure To Kill and Kings of Metal.
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Cú Chulainn
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Skeksis wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Skeksis wrote:
oh noes someone doesn't like my precious 'classic' metal albums :rolleyes:


Dude, I'm all ok with being unconventional, but those aren't just classics, those are fantastic albums!


Yeah, I know. Except I'm not big on Pleasure To Kill and Kings of Metal.


I don't know Pleasure To Kill, but I love Kings of Metal. It's got Hail And Kill, Kings of Metal and Blood of the Kings on it. Sure, they lack originality with the names, but still, badass album.

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FrigidSymphony wrote:
Skeksis wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Skeksis wrote:
oh noes someone doesn't like my precious 'classic' metal albums :rolleyes:


Dude, I'm all ok with being unconventional, but those aren't just classics, those are fantastic albums!


Yeah, I know. Except I'm not big on Pleasure To Kill and Kings of Metal.


I don't know Pleasure To Kill, but I love Kings of Metal. It's got Hail And Kill, Kings of Metal and Blood of the Kings on it. Sure, they lack originality with the names, but still, badass album.


And the warrior's prayer...
Grandfather, tell me a story...
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FrigidSymphony wrote:
Skeksis wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Skeksis wrote:
oh noes someone doesn't like my precious 'classic' metal albums :rolleyes:


Dude, I'm all ok with being unconventional, but those aren't just classics, those are fantastic albums!


Yeah, I know. Except I'm not big on Pleasure To Kill and Kings of Metal.


I don't know Pleasure To Kill, but I love Kings of Metal. It's got Hail And Kill, Kings of Metal and Blood of the Kings on it. Sure, they lack originality with the names, but still, badass album.


Buy it. It is a kickass slab of pure '80s German Thrash.
Under The Guillotine, Pestilence, Riot of Violence, Commnd of the Blade, Ripping Corpse, Pleasure to Kill... every track on that album
delivers.

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Metallica - St. Anger

Metallica - Kill 'Em All

Entombed - Clandestine

Those are all I can think of. Fortunately, I haven't heard real terrible albums.
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Skeksis wrote:
1. Iron Maiden - Piece Of Mind
2. Manowar - Kings of Metal
3. Kreator - Pleasure To Kill
4. Metallica - Ride The Lightning
5. Iron Maiden - Powerslave
6. Iced Earth - Something Wicked This Way Comes
7. Slayer - Seasons In The Abyss
8. Sodom - Agent Orange
9. Deicide - Deicide
10. Brutal Truth - Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses


Fucking terrible albums, thinking about them now makes me want to vomit.


What would be your ten best albums? Perhaps that might lend a little perspective.
I will not say that all the albums you listed are great ( a few are ), but the worst? Mediocre, yes, but I can think of many, much worse albums.

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Looks like it's time to kick some ass for not conforming to the carbon copy tastes of most metalheads.
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Deicide's debut's a Death Metal classic. Jeebus.

As for the worst albums, I have no idea. Limp Bizkit, Good Charlotte and Blink 182 probably feature.
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i'm not sure if they're the absolute worst, but Aiden, Brain Drill, A Pleasant Shade of Grey, Anthony Green, Zach Hill & Mick Barr, Scab Dates, Septic Flesh, The Anatomy Of, Bring Me The Horizon's first one, Miles Davis's Live-Evil crap from the 70s, and Alestorm are definitely up there
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